maybe it's just me but..
looking at gif’s of straight sex makes me wanna shoot myself in the face and then barf all over the place.
Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.– Excerpt from 2012 Presidential Debate (via textposter)
niggachill asked: how many girls have you dated ?
Anonymous asked: I could tell you who I am but that's ruin all the fun! What kinda girls do you like, and when can we make out
Anonymous asked: youre hot. - a girl.
Anonymous asked: you definitely don't need to settle for a guy, because i'll be in your bed like that!
Ok so i'm testing my theory out..
This guy is supposed to spend the night tonight and I honestly think that he thinks that he’s gonna get lucky, but i’m a huge cock tease (especially when it comes to guys).. so i just texted him and told him that i’m on my period (which i really am) to see if he makes an excuse or not.. If doesn’t come over, I’m gonna be pissed, call him out, end everything with him,...
jambicafe asked: Omg, lets go longboarding :D
jambicafe asked: Heyyyy :)
Literally, no one talks to me on here anymore. I have 818 followers, you would think at least one of you negros would say wassup.
i love my life right now.
stephizard: As long as I’m your
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd...– Metrodorus of Chios (Fourth Century B.C.)
that awkward moment when you try to reblog your...